The Unbearable Lightness of Being
Marriage is boring. We have two bedrooms, one of which is my room (where my mom will be staying next week), and I spend about 90% of my nights with my wife. I've fallen asleep in front of the TV once, and I think it irked her. But supposedly we have our boundaries. She was the one who didn't want to be possessive, and now she's being possessive. That's why putting your penis in someone's vagina is usually considered a commitment. If the worst thing I have to do is sleep with my wife (and her occassional garbage farts), life is good.